Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:31 pm
hmm ... a complete 86 and still remember the incident? ... not a once, but plenty of times I should have been kicked out of places or just kicked out for the night. For the most part, douches get 86'd and super drunks but otherwise good folk just get kicked out for the night. With that said .... here goes.
... 2 lesbos (one totally butch) go to the bathroom and you give the (female) bartender a tip that 4-nication is about to go down ... the red faces that come out of that door are worth a million dollars ... actually 4-nicating in the a clean bathroom is great also.
... spent a night sabatoging the video camera system at a Tempe bar by placing wet napkins on all the survelence cameras ... and, once removed, making sure they were replaced. (never got caught on that one).
... super cold winter night in Tempe, spent clandestinely turning off the patio heaters when noone was looking. Watching the bouncers carrying new propane bottles to replace the empties all night long ... eventually got caught that time, but it took them a good 5 hours.
... Sitting at another bar patio with a big group of friends, flip books, sharpes, and providing "1-10" rating for random girls walking by and/or random inappropriate sayings to passerbys (including cops) ... never kicked out, a few drinks thrown at us, but generally just gathered a large crowd drinking along with us on the patio. The bar actually loved all of our shenanigans ... watching people trying to pick up J-B welded coins and bills off the ground was quite entertaining too.
I think that is more of what you are looking for ... and believe me, this is just a small sample of what I could offer. I, of course, now am a fine upstanding productive member of society.
Eagle Dude
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