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I found this on another forum but just had to share:


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is
materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?







Wayne
Bugeater Brewing Company

LOLZ!

thats... a good one

The Dr. Suess Bible (from the Kids in the Hall)

One day God said
This is what I will do
I'll send down my son
I'll send him to you
To clear up this humpity
Bumpity hulabaloo

His name will be Christ
And he'll never wear shoes
And his pals will all call
Him the King of the Jews

He didn't come in a plane
He didn't come in a jeep
He didn't come in the pouch
Of a high jumping vo veep

He rode on the back of a black sasatoo
Which is the blackiest creature
You ever could view

He rode to Jerusalem
Home of the grumpity Jews
Where false prophets are worshipped
Some even in two's

There was Murray Von Mer
And Genghis Vo Vooze
The one you could worship
By taking a snooze

Christ spoke from a mound
Which is a pile of ground
And people gathered around
Without making a sound


And thus he spake:

Sin in socks
Socks full of sin
How do we quiet
This Jehoviadin din

Do unto others as
They do unto to you
That includes you
Young Timothy Foo

One pharisee said to another he knew
What do we do to this uppity Jew
We can wash him in wine
And make him all clean
And into Sam Zittle's
Crucifixion machine

Twirl the gawhirl
And release the gavlease
And in go the nails
As fast as you please

And it is said that he
Said as he bled:

Forgive them Father
For they know not what they do
For they walk through this life
In toe crampity shoes

Do you?

Amen