Dear Dr. Scott - The BN Advice Column

[bub]

Dear Dr Scott,
I'm beginning to think that I am enjoying receiving blowjobs more than my wife enjoys giving them, how do I correct this situation so that I can get blowjobs all the time? I know sometimes I bust ass right in the middle of her mouth being full of BUBCHOAD but it is so relaxing. Hell I even ran the dishwasher today while she watched the kids and changed shit filled diapers, yet I suspect that tonight I will not have a wet dick unless I take a shower. Help a brother out.
Anonymous BUB

[BeerPal]

Dear Anonymous Bub,

That's strange. I don't get that feeling at all from your wife.

[Mills]

zing

[bloberglawp]

Lemmy Porkagen can help, but he does not want to give you advice.

[TheDarkSide]

If you want Blowjobs all the time, you better learn how to be a contortionist.

[boobookittyfuk]

I used to work with this guy who was in his late 40s. He told me that his wife blew him around 4 times a week. I thought he was full of shit. We worked the night shift and his wife would usually do it just before he came into work. You could tell by the look on his face that he actually would have just got one. I asked him what his secret was and he told me that he puts flavored shit on his dick and she sucks it off. i guess she really liked grape jelly.

I'd get more action from a flesh light...