Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:56 pm
Ok
[RANT] This pisses me off. It's not that it's a caffeinated drink. It's that it's %^&* $2.00 and 12% alcohol and tastes like $%^&*(( kool-aid.
Now politicians are going to make a big fucking deal over the $%^&*& caffine when that's not nothing to do with it.
The end repercussions of this are going to be that wonderful drinks that have caffeine, such as commercial coffee stouts (like Founders Breakfast Stout), are going to be (*%^*&% banned because a bunch of *&^*(&^( 12 year olds who aren't of legal drinking age can't hold their *@#&*$ liquor, even though it has nothing to do with the serious artisinal beverages. No, I'm not exagerating, that's what the articles have been saying around here. That the government has already been speaking to craft brewers with coffee in their beers to ask them to voluntarily stop putting caffeine in their beers.
All of you on this forum should write your legislators to tell them that they SHOULDN'T ban caffeinated malt liquors. If they're going to ban something, tell them to ban alcohol that tastes like the same (*#@$(*& stuff they give to their (*#@&$(*& 8-year old kid to drink at his (@#$)(* Dora The Explorer birthday party. I mean the government already banned (*@#$(*&# fruity flavored cigars and cigarettes because they appeal to (*&#$*(@ kids, why don't you take the same step and ban the *(#@$*( kool-aid-flavored beverages instead of the good stuff that has nothing to (*&@#$(* do with the kids getting alcohol poisoning because 1) it tastes too good for their soda-and-junkfood trained palates to tolerate and 2) unlike #(@(*#$ four-loko, it's out of their price range, because they're $(*&#@$ high school and college kids without real (#$@(* jobs.
Or better yet, DON'T BAN ANYTHING. LEARN TO ENFORCE THE EXISTING (*&#@($*&@ DRINKING LAWS AND THIS #@(*$&@ WON'T HAPPEN IN THE #@$(*&@#( FIRST PLACE. Don't punish the legal drinkers because the illegal drinkers can't handle their booze. I mean plenty of BNers have enjoyed their four loko (quasi)-responsibly. Don't punish everyone because of #(*$#@ underage drinkers. That's like saying sex should be out lawed because high school kids are doing it while they're below the age of consent and getting each other pregnant.
Tell your #@(*U#@$ legislators not to invent @#)(*$@#(* problems just so that they can find ()#@&$)#@ "solutions" for them and paint themselves as #$*@#(@ crusaders. The problem isn't caffeinated booze. It's that underage kids are drinking. You ban this they'll find something else to drink. We shouldn't make our decisions about what legal adults can drink because of what children do illegally. All it does is make everyone ()*#@&$*() miserable.
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thatguy314 on Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:06 am, edited 1 time in total.
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