You know you're a homebrew nerd when...

[spiderwrangler]

I had a nightmare last night that the mild I have in the carboy blew it's airlock and was bubbling like crazy. I kept trying to take a hydrometer reading, but the beer in the test flask was bubbling so hard I wasn't able to get an accurate reading. Once I finally was able to get a reading, it was still at my OG even after a week in the fermentor.

[bloberglawp]

I dream't of cunnilingus

[Fugglupagus]

I dream't of cunnilingus

Giving or getting??

[Bugeater]

I dream't of cunnilingus

Are you sure that wasn't just the cat sleeping on your face?

Wayne

[pfooti]

It was raining last night and I'm half-crazy between my cold and the cold medicine. The rain sounded like grain pouring out of bags. I kept having nightmares that someone mixed together my 2-row and my c40 bins, and I couldn't brew until I went and manually sorted the two grains apart.